May6
Shit. Not again. Really, Brett? You’re not possibly considering returning to the NFL. This is horrible. Just retire, Brett. Not only are you a fraction of the quarterback you were in your prime, but you’re a drain on sports fans everywhere. I am so tired of hearing about Brett Favre. First off, why is your last name pronounced (Far-ve) when it’s spelled Favre? If the “v” was silent then your name would be pronounced Fare — still a far cry from Favre, and not like (Far-ve). It’s so effin annoying. There is no rhyme or reason for your name to read (Far-ve). None. I’m going to refer to you (when, unfortunately, I have to) as Brett (Fav-ra) which is how your last name should properly be read. Just stay retired, Brett Favre. I’m tired of seeing you “retire” then, suddenly, unretire; I’m tired of seeing you cry about retiring from the NFL; I’m tired of seeing your smug grin in press conferences and on the sideline. Do us all a favor and stay fishing in Mississippi — you have a better future on a boat.

Shit. Not again. Really, Brett? You’re not possibly considering returning to the NFL. This is horrible. Just retire, Brett. Not only are you a fraction of the quarterback you were in your prime, but you’re a drain on sports fans everywhere. I am so tired of hearing about Brett Favre.

First off, why is your last name pronounced (Far-ve) when it’s spelled Favre? If the “v” was silent then your name would be pronounced Fare — still a far cry from Favre, and not like (Far-ve). It’s so effin annoying. There is no rhyme or reason for your name to read (Far-ve). None. I’m going to refer to you (when, unfortunately, I have to) as Brett (Fav-ra) which is how your last name should properly be read.

Just stay retired, Brett Favre. I’m tired of seeing you “retire” then, suddenly, unretire; I’m tired of seeing you cry about retiring from the NFL; I’m tired of seeing your smug grin in press conferences and on the sideline. Do us all a favor and stay fishing in Mississippi — you have a better future on a boat.